Friday, December 10, 2010
Things I Never Thought I would have to say to my kids
Here are some of the random things I have said to atleast one of my children at some point in their lives. Keep in mind the oldest is a mere 6 years old.
- No you cannot ride your brother like a horse
-No you cannot ride the puppy like a horse
-Take the plunger off your head
-Do not eat food you find under the table
-Do not eat food you find under car seats in the van
-No I don't want to look at your poop
-Yes if you dip your apples and green beans in ketchup to eat them I migh tpuke because that is gross
-We do not throw dog food all over the living room
-You cannot sit in the dogs food or water bowl
-No we are not having Halloween candy for breakfast
And many more gems to come I am sure!